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Getting To Know Me Quiz

General

1) What is your full name?

Orlando Thomas Patton

2) What else are you called?

Lando, Orlly, Pretty-Boy

3) When is your birthday?

April 21^st, 1991. I'm 21.

4) What is your star-sign?

Taurus

5) Where were you born?

Chicago, Illinois

6) Where do you live now?

Paris, New York, Chicago, LA, and Myrtle Beach are all places I have homes/apartments. Currently this is the "home base" for me.

7) What do you do for a living?

I am a Male Model, it's honest work even if they do put makeup on me sometimes.

8) Are you in school?

No but I'm considering it right now for next year.

9) Men or Women?

Women.

10) Are you single?

Currently Yes.

This or That

11) McDonalds or Burger King?

Burger King

12) Sweet or Salty?

Sweet

13) Coffee or Tea?

Coffee in the morning, Tea at night.

14) Chocolate or Vanilla?

Both.

15) Paris or London?

Both.

16) Basketball or Football?

Neither.

17) Books or Movies?

Books, easier to take with you anywhere.

18) Money or Power?

Money.

19) Cats or Dogs?

Dogs.

Likes

20) Favorite kind of music?

High energy? Ones that can make you want to dance no matter what kind they are.

21) Favorite home cooked food?

My mom's chicken casserole. It's amazing.

22) Favorite fast food?

I'm from Chicago, pizza duh. Yes it's a fast food so shut up.

23) Favorite Color?

Green, love spring too because everything turns green and beautiful.

24) Favorite animal?

Spiders, there is no fear at all in me when it comes to them. They're so cool.

25) Favorite place to think?

When I'm running either on the treadmill in a gym or just when I go out somewhere running.

26) Favorite place to shop?

Backstage? Ha a few of my friends and I normally raid each other's suitcases and we swap clothes around a lot and things.

27) Favorite quote?

"You're doing it wrong, more swaying of the buttocks, now try it again and make me think of a $10 street worker darling." - i do not remember the name of the woman who said this, she was coaching me for one of the runway walks and i literally had tears pouring out of my eyes, couldn't breath, had to make a mad dash for the bathroom and get a bottle of water to stop my coughing because i was laughing so hard. In the end I walked like a $10 hooker and she smacked my ass.

28) Favorite body part?

Well that's like saying "here's everything you love now pick just one thing to keep" or something like that. Okay so on me...my hair? It has a mind of it's own and can be crazy or styled and I like it when people play with my hair. On other men noses, because i swear I know some men with the weirdest noses ever. On women...Lips. The draw of them where I can barely resist getting a taste and all that can be done with them? Yes lips.

29) 10 things you couldn’t live without?

My Mom, Running, Travel, My Work, My Friends, Pizza, Highlighters/Markers, Sleep, Fun/Parties/Dancing/Music, and Chocolate Chip cookies which are and will forever be a weakness of mine that I need to stop giving into every time they're around me.

Dislikes

30) One thing you’d change about yourself?

More muscle, not like "HOLY MUSCLE BUILDER BATMAN" kinds of muscles but looking less like a twig in some area's like my arms would be nice.

31) Least favorite food?

Anchovies, my mother loves them on her pizza because she's a weirdo but I don't like them at all and they're gross just no.

32) Most annoying song?

Anything by Beiber, that kid is a crime to humanity.

33) Least favorite animal?

Monkeys, they're too much like humans and way too playful, evil, or crazy. They scare me alright?

34) Least favorite weather?

Hail, I worry about damage to my car.

35) Least favorite chore?

Packing, I'm very used to it because of my job but figuring out what to take or leave is a pain in the ass.

36) Bad habit you should quit?

Smoking, I need to quit and I know it.

37) Least favorite Movie?

How to lose a guy in 10 days. You get a girl who's seen it and who wants to try it and you'll understand why.

38) Least favorite place to be?

Tanning booths, I don't like fake-baking but sometimes it's nearly required and that's just really annoying but part of the job so unavoidable.

39) 10 Things you could live without?

Tanning Beds, Anchovies, Bieber, Monkeys, Whiny Designers, Jet-Lag, Boredom, Dead Batteries, Golddiggers, and Yappy Dogs who bite.

Random

40) When is your bedtime?

Never? I don't sleep. Okay yes I do a lot but I don't have a specific time.

41) Do you smoke, drink, swear, do drugs?

Smoke: Yes
Drink: Yes
Swear: Yes
Do Drugs: Rarely

42) Last person you texted?

Anton, he was bitching about his girlfriend freezing him out because he slipped up and said she was gaining weight. Lesson in this is NEVER tell any woman she's gaining weight, specially when she's pregnant and already pissed at you for eating the last candybar.

43) Ever broken a bone?

Arm and 2 toes yes.

44) Play an instrument?

Guitar.

45) What do you want to be when you grow up?

Alive? I don't know...I am trying to figure that out still since modeling doesn't last forever unfortunately.

46) Do you believe in love at first sight?

Not really, I believe in lust at first sight but love comes with getting to know someone.

47) Do you sing or dance?

I do both in public if you get me drunk, otherwise I only dance at clubs and sing in the shower.

48) Have you ever shoplifted?

No? Weird question.

49) Ever been arrested?

Nope.

Personality – fill in 10 words to describe yourself and tell why.

50) Determined

When I set my mind to something I'm not known for backing down until I get what I want or accomplish the goal I've set for myself. I've always been this way, willing to keep going even when it seems impossible or unrealistic because only you can make things happen.

51) Stubborn

This goes with my being determined I think since in not backing down I have to be stubborn enough not to give in to anything that makes me want to back down. I'm like that in everything though, the stubborn attitude. Sometimes I do know I should or need to back down and sometimes that knowledge means I do but other times that just makes me push harder not to? All depends on the situation.

52) Sarcastic

My mouth just kinda runs off without my brains permission at times and makes sarcastic comments that I should just leave in my head rather than voicing. Sometimes that gets me in trouble other times it makes people laugh. Depends on who I'm around and what I say.

53) Friendly

No one could ever accuse me of being unfriendly unless they've pissed me off and made me want nothing to do with them because yeah there's always exceptions to the rules right? I'll talk to anyone anywhere any time. I like meeting new people and getting to know them.

54) Outgoing

Second half of friendly because you have to be outgoing enough to make friends if you're going to be a friendly person right? Another thing I can't be accused of is being shy because I'm not. I don't ever hide who I am or what I'm like because if someone can't handle me as I am they can't handle me at all ever.

55) Creative

I like to build things at random or doodle/draw. I can put together a party or romantic night and I can draw a person though that's not something I want to make a life out of. Art to me is a past-time not a job. I can find solutions to problems that while maybe not normal they are effective and that's all that matters right?

56) Curious

I don't like hearing "I don't know" as an answer to questions because I want to know things not just guess at them or wonder. I like to learn new things and figure things out which is why I like reading mystery books. So I'm curious because I want the answers and have lots of questions.

57) Picky

Not in a whiny bitchy kind of way but in more of a "It has to be perfect and I have ideas on what exactly perfect is" kind of way? I'm also picky about food because food is meant to be enjoyed right? Right so I don't eat things I don't enjoy and I'm picky about the stuff I do enjoy being perfect.

58) Honest

Okay with me what you need to know is that if you don't want my real opinion or an honest answer? Do not ask me. I will not lie to you just to make you feel good. I probably should or should at least sugar-coat a little but I won't and that's the simple fact of it.

59) Patient

As a model being patient is basically in the job description, either you are and that's fine or you aren't but you learn to be or whatever the case but sometimes you're gonna be waiting a damned long time and there's nothing you can do about it so settle in and enjoy the wait right? Well I apply this to various aspects of my life and voila! Patience of a saint.

Family/History

60) Who are your parents?

Emily Patton-Klark is my mother, my father is an unknown but my step dad is Roger Klark and he's alright I guess.

61) Do you have any siblings?

Younger step sister, Carrie is insane.

62) Best memory?

First time I got a job modeling, I was nervous and excited and scared out of my freaking mind. My mom just said "do it" as her pep-talk to me that day and hey it worked because I did it and now look at me? So yeah even though I fell off a table they had me standing on and broke my arm that was still an amazing day.

63) Worst memory?

My mom had this boyfriend before meeting Roger, his name was Rick and he was a douche. Came home from school one day to find my mom sitting on the couch crying while trying to re-attach tags to some new clothes she'd bought. He'd told her they made her look like a whale and that she might as well go try out for sea-world since they were looking for a new shamu. I was...Honestly everyone has at least one moment where they can seriously and gladly kill someone, that was mine. Thankfully Rick wasn't around much longer cause he got busted two days later with drugs in his car and with his past history with drugs and things...he's in jail. Funny thing is he supposedly quit...hmm...don't mess with a guy's mom when that guy has friends who can sell him stuff that will get your stupid bastard ass in trouble or jail.

64) Ever been in love?

Yes once, she broke my heart when she broke up with me because I was never around...we're pretty good friends now though.

65) One accomplishment?

Getting into the modeling? I mean it's not exactly easy and becoming a big name model is even harder but I've managed so that seems a notable accomplishment to me.

66) Two goals for the future?

Get a fall-back career which is the college thing once I figure out what I want to do. Make a life for myself that isn't always traveling and seeing new people all the time. Eventually I want a real home.

67) Family member you are closest too?

My mom, she's all I had for a long time and she's still my number one supporter in everything I do. I mean she just heats up some left overs and takes my suitcase to wash everything when I show up on her doorstep at random tired and jet-lagged and that's one of a billion things I love about my mom. She's strong and funny and loving and beautiful and just generally an amazing woman and anyone who doesn't see it deserves to be in jail with Rick.

68) Worst thing to happen to you?

The time I fell into a shark tank. Okay so sometimes designers get really crazy ideas for their shows and one decided we would be walking "the plank" for their show with sharks in the water. I was doing the practice walk for them so they could see how it would end up looking and it wasn't stable so it shifted and next thing I know i'm swimming with fucking sharks and people are yelling "stay still" and "get to the edge and climb out" and "grab the plank pull yourself out" and all kinds of things at me

69) Something that happened recently that you’ll never forget?

One of my friends thought it would be funny to stick a vibrator in the drawer at the last location that i kept my stuff in like phone and watch and things. So he turns it on, puts it in there, then walks away and when I go to sit in my chair there's this weird ass noise coming from the drawer so when i opened it there it was vibrating away and the guy who was going to be doing my hair just looked at me and was like "happens all the time with mine, just take out the batteries when you put it away like that so that won't happen". That was honestly a LOT more than I needed to know about my hair-guy.