HANNIGAN, beauregard gregory

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University Student

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Getting to know me is fairly simple, I’m an open book officially. My name is Beauregard Gregory Hannigan and yeah that’s a mouthful for sure. Go ahead and shorten it to Beau like everyone else because honestly I like that better. My great-grandfather was Beauregard the first and for some crazy as hell reason my mother thought I’d make a good “the second” to that or something. Family names, they’re a pain in the ass right? I’m named after two grandfathers, on my dad’s side his dad is Gregory. So a great grandpa and a straight up grandpa. Only not so straight since he is as gay as a two dollar bill.

Wait this was about you learning about me right? Right. Okay back to it then? I am twenty one, born in July on the ninth. I’m currently working as a mechanic to make money though in my family it’s not exactly a requirement that I work but living off of mom and dad isn’t my favorite thing in the world so there we go. I am in the university studying Mechanical Engineering, I’ve always wanted to help build things and figure out how things work. It seemed like the perfect field for me to study and so far I haven’t been wrong about that. One day I’m going to build stuff like rides at amusement parks, cars, or really anything I can think of to make? It will be amazing just you wait and see.

I date girls, but I’ve been known to admire men as well I just have never taken the plunge and tried anything with a guy. I’m pretty sure girls are what I’m into and guys are just a curiosity but hey that’s why people experiment right? That’s honestly just part of my makeup as a person actually. Being curious and experimenting is how I find out what I like or don’t like just like everyone else except I’m even more curious and always willing to experiment with anything and everything that comes my way.

That’s what I’ll talk about next yeah? What I’m like which is kinda crazy, very spontaneous, criminally flirtatious, adventurous, fun, party boy…yeah that’s a start that says a lot right? I like having a good time and I’ll try anything once. If I like it then I’ll keep doing it because who’s crazy enough to pass up on fun? I will admit that I can be a bit of a wild-card at times and while not everyone thinks that’s a good thing my friends are normally entertained by it. A few more things you could say to describe me would be things like caring, protective, clueless, and strong. What that part means is that there are people who are important to me and I care about them, get protective over them but I’m clueless about stuff like what’s bugging them or if I do something wrong until they point it out to me. Also I’ll be there to support them and lend them my strength if they need someone. I can be friends with girls without trying to get into their panties and it kinda amuses them to have me around I think. Can’t figure out why but that’s how it goes. With the gentlemen…who are generally as crazy as I am most often…I’m your average guy I guess? Sports and Beer and Tits right?! Some girl is gonna read this and call me a pig. I regret nothing. I am a tits man and that’s that.

Negative things to describe me are impulsive, sarcastic, easy temper, and clueless. Yeah you’ve heard that last one already but it still counts because I can be clueless when I do something wrong which is bad. As for the rest sometimes I act without thinking and it ends badly instead of well. Sarcastic and easy temper can happen at the same time since sometimes people don’t get that I’m being sarcastic which leads to fight and then that sets off my temper which means I’ll argue. I have this bad habit for thinking I’m never wrong…which you know people try to tell me I am and sometimes they’re right but I have issues admitting it. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing but remember how I said criminally flirtatious? Well makes me a bit of a smooth talker and makes me get in fights with boyfriends sometimes if a girl doesn’t tell me she’s got a man who doesn’t like when a guy flirts with her. Also I have a rep for not settling down at all, my ma put a thought into my head that I should wait till I find a girl I can’t get out of my head who drives me crazy and makes me want to be a better man and who can put up with me. She screwed me up for dating really since that’s the only kind of girl I’ll settle down for.

There is a TON more about me that I could get into but I’d be rambling on forever so there’s the basic’s of what makes me who I am and now the past stuff yeah? Okay so mom and dad are Megan and Jacob Hannigan…see totally not fair that they got normal names then did this to me am I right? I’m right. They are good parents, raised me right and well I never wanted for anything because my family history goes something like “rich dude married a well off woman, had babies who earned more money, had babies who earned more money…etc” get the picture? Money is just part of my family and we’ve had plenty of it for a long time. Something about horses and farms and cattle? I don’t know. All I do know is dad keeps track of everyone working on a farm and the money made for selling the animals and crops makes my family really wealthy. I want to make my own wealth through my chosen career and that’s what I’m going to do.

No epic family story…kinda a let down right? Sorry. Alright so that’s me in a nutshell? If you need more ask questions. If you get me drunk enough I’ll sing the answers to you! Hell I might do that for laughs sober or something. Singing is not a strong point of mine, I’m more of a building stuff guy but you can’t really build anything that explains me or my past so you’d be stuck with my horrible singing skills.